Freddie Frog

Wow! This is so messed up. I gotta love it. I really spent some time on this one just having fun for once. What a great project!

Er, anyway, before we begin, this is a collab with the fantastically sexy and ever amazing ~jestercat. I came up with the idea, she did the line work (which is too awesome to describe), and I vectored it. I gotta say this by far tops the fun I had with Samurai Squirrel and the great pieces by ~rancidpencil and otherwise. I mean, WTF is going through ~jestercat's mind to actually do this request? Obviously, I don't think I want to know, because this came out perfectly. Oh, and I have no idea where this idea came from. I had been tossing it around for a few months... I suppose I'm kinda to blame for this stuff as well

Ah, feels good to release a nice piece for once. I need to spend more time on my idle projects more often.

.... on to the story!

This is the story of Planet Perfection, a planet where everyone is equal. One day little Johnny was frolicking around and having a blast on planet perfection. This was the best planet ever because everybody was equal! It really was perfect. Little Johnny was having fun playing the mainly-American game of basketball when suddenly a man in a suit came passing by in a hurry. Johnny, wanting to play some ball with this suit-wearing gentleman, threw a basketball at the man's shoulder.

However, he did not catch it and it broke the man's nose. But everything was alright, as this is on planet perfection. Johnny quickly said, "Oh, sorry mister! I hit you with a basketball! Are you mommy? Do you know anything about Comm... Planet Perfection?" To which the man replied, "I'm not your mommy, but I do know a whole heck of a lot about Communis... er... Perfectionism. Here, hold my briefcase full of millions of dollars of unmarked bills."

"Thank you mister!" replied Johnny. And so began a very serious chat... The suited man quickly began this by saying, "You see little Timmy --" stopped as he was interrupted by Johnny, er, Timmy, "--my name is Johnny--" The man quickly replied "Er, it sure is... You see Perfectionism is a great place where everyone is equal. There are no rich people, no fancy movie stars! There isn't even movies! ... or electricity... We call it the 'Big P' for short. In Perfectionism, you can finally grow up to be a successful young man!" "Wow, that's great!" screamed Johnny. "So where is my mommy?" he confronted once again. "Oh, your mom was caught buying an extra pear from the store and exceeded her rations so she had to be beaten to death." And everyone lived happily ever after, well, except the mom... but I mean, that's what you get for trying to smuggle pears.

The End.

Ok, if you read that (which I doubt):

Original artist: ~jestercat
Tools used: Photoshop CS (using vector masks)
Time Taken: 6ish hours off and on

Update 28 Apr 08: Replaced missing full view.