I'm really sick at the moment and ~vickers kept prodding me to do something. So, I scanned through ~rancidpencil's gallery and found this. I vectored it and suches, hurrah.

Eugene was a pretty simple man. Considering he lived all of his life on his own plot of land passed down from generation to generation, he didn't see the rest of the world. In fact, nobody even knew about Eugene's family for several hundreds of years. Being alone sure must have been hard on poor Eugene, as he often talked to walls and other random items. Then, one day when Eugene was making a cockroach and mayo sandwich, a white van pulled up to his house.

Now, this frightened Eugene a bit so he started screaming, "I thought they were already dead! I swear. Oh, woe, the cockroach god has come for me." However, many people came out of the van and not a giant, mutant, acid-spraying cockroach god. They came to him and said, "We demand you give us all of your property. Oh, and we're sueing you for $250,000 dollars." Eugene did not understand what these people meant and asked, "Wait, who are you?"

The men replied in an errie unison, "We are the RIAA and we suspect that you may own a computer which could possiblely be used for downloading illegal music." Now, Eugene had never seen a computer in his life and he put up his finger as to make a point to the men. Before he could complete this though, the men screamed, "MY GOD! He's got a finger that is a weapon used with the mouse that downloads illegal music! CHOP IT OFF BEFORE HE GETS AWAY!" So, now Eugene still lives a simple life -- minus a hand with fingers on it. I mean, c'mon, we wouldn't want him to download illegal music, would we?

Anyway, ok, there's your story fix. Happy now?

Vector, PS7, about 1 1/2 hours I think. With a mouse and all credit goes to ~rancidpencil for the art. Seriously, check out her gallery. Oh, and there was a water bottle and some cedar chips, but I didn't feel like vectoring any more. Deal with it, I suppose.

As usual, +fav my stuff or I'll hire the *communism team to chop off your fingers. Er, wait, I meant the RIAA; silly me.

Updated 28 Apr 08: Replaced missing full view, updated.